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Thoughts For the Day - March

The following are quotes of the Red State Patriot. If you wish to republish any or all of them, we ask only that you provide appropriate attribution - please.

March 1
(2006) I am in shape. Round is a shape. - Rosie O’Donnell
(2007) Since liberal politicians claim they will not be influenced by Christian moral principles, is it not in vain to look for their public virtue?

March 2
(2006) The Logic of Socialism: In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday, three days after the day before yesterday.
(2007) Every student should be able to speak English fluently. That’s the only way to ensure that no child gets left behind.

March 3
(2006) There are none as blind as a liberal who refuses to see, nor so deaf and refuses to hear the truth of history.
(2007) No matter how much a lazy person wants something, he will never get it unless it is taken from another. A hard worker will get everything he needs or wants.

March 4
(2006) A liberal’s soul is indelibly dyed by the color of his thoughts.
(2007) Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to a Congressman.

March 5
(2006) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Ask Al Gore.
(2007) Voting for John McCain is like using drugs. Lots of incredibly stupid people do it, but nobody in Arizona admits it.

March 6
(2006) No one fails a public school class anymore; he's merely "passing impaired."
(2007) I'm not saying Congressmen are corrupt, just that John McCain’s campaign contributors have a private side door.

March 7
(2006) Life is tough enough for Democratic Party constituents. Better that they’re stupid.
(2007) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. Same is true of Congressmen and ethics.

March 8
(2006) The best index to a person's character is (1), how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (2), how he treats people who can't fight back. You will find out quickly during your first visit to a Congressman’s office.
(2007) The last words of a liberal to an Islamic militant will be: “You wouldn't hit a guy wearing glasses, would you?”

March 9
(2006) If you’re gonna' be dumb, you’ve gotta' be tough. Al Sharpton
(2007) Leadership is action, not position. Would someone please tell John McCain?

March 10
(2006) Liberals are the easiest people you’ll ever talk to. All you have to do is listen!
(2007) “The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, shall be directly proportional to how they perceive the veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated by their nation.” — George Washington

March 11
(2006) If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met many secular liberals without value systems.
(2007) There are over two million illiterates in America by most estimates. Everyday a vast majority of them give out directions at gas stations or vote on legislation in Congress.

March 12
(2006) If you look into your own heart and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear? You’re not a liberal.
(2007) Don’t expect liberals to understand conservative positions on various issues. They don’t understand their own.

March 13
(2006) The crisis in the United States exists to the degree and severity in which its government and institutions are indifferent to God.
(2007) "Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."

March 14
(2006) I plan on being in office forever. So far, so good. Senator John McCain
(2007) How can any person who repudiates victory claim to be patriotic?

March 15
(2006) If you see two people talking and one looks bored, Senator John McCain is the other one.
(2007) The southern border of the United States is well over one thousand miles long, but for most Americans, Congress is delivering it in six inch installments.

March 16
(2006) Why do liberals keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
(2007) It isn't facts you know that will hurt you, but things you know that aren’t facts.

March 17
(2006) The fastest way to identify totalitarian threats to liberty is to identify the New York Senator who would gladly falsify the historical record on behalf of her socialist cause.
(2007) Why should government honor your “rights” when you’re willing to settle for “privileges” and let the government tax those privileges?

March 18
(2006) Women love a clean-cut conservative man in uniform. It's true. The uniform sends a clear message: He’s conservative, loyal, has a job and medical care.
(2007) No amount of rational, factual debate will dissuade the Democratic Party from their mission of replacing our government with secular progressive Marxism/Socialism.

March 19
(2006) If you see a Mexican on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? It could be your bicycle.
(2007) Lenin was 100% correct when he referred to the American left wing as "useful idiots.”

March 20
(2006) You are a liberal if you believe that there was no "art" before Federal funding.
(2007) Standby! John McCain’s presidential candidacy is about to fall 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a 30 gallon Hefty bag filled with bandini soup.

March 21
(2006) Bumper sticker: “If You Can Read This, You Must Be a Conservative.”
(2007) Core Liberal Belief #14: You don’t believe you are in need of serious professional help or an education.

March 22
(2006) My friends tell me I’m a man of few words, however my U.S. Senators treat me like my words are all sound, all sound.
(2007) Is illegal immigration a serious problem? Latest Arizona telephone poll results: 41%: "Yes, it is a serious problem." 59%: "No hablo ingles."

March 23
(2006) Be careful of how you think; your life is shaped by your thoughts. [4:23]
(2007) The only differences between Congressmen and prostitutes are that prostitutes are generally better looking and more honest about how they make a living.

March 24
(2006) Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers and politicians at a distance.
(2007) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats or liberals.

March 25
(2006) Why get old and say, “I wish I did.” Why not get old and say, “I’m glad I did.”
(2007) "Fat Penguin!" What’s that? Just something to say to Rosie O’Donnell that helps break the ice.

March 26
(2006) What the United States needs most today is fewer unelected uneducated liberal main stream media experts on what this country needs.
(2007) Even at a round table, it is a liberal’s only goal in life, in pathologically craving power over others, to find a way to sit at the head of it.

March 27
(2006) No matter what goes wrong, there will always a Democrat who knew it would.
(2007) The more laws, the less justice. And the reason for so many new laws is?

March 28
(2006) Drink alcoholic beverages! Do stupid things slower with less energy. Ted Kennedy.
(2007) “The more corrupt the State, the more it legislates.” Tacitus

March 29
(2006) Democrat’s greatest fear is there is no such thing as senility and that really is Ted Kennedy’s personality!
(2007) First 2008 bumper sticker: "RUN HILLARY RUN.” Instructions tell liberals to put it on their rear bumper, and conservatives and libertarians on their front bumper.

March 30
(2006) When Congressmen have their head up their ass, have you noticed that 4 of the 5 senses do not work.
(2007) Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries – not unlike the U.S. Senate, Senator John McCain, and brains.

March 31
(2006) Is the world being run by liberals who are putting everybody on, or by imbeciles like Senator John McCain who really mean it?
(2007) Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you. Never go into battle to fight for a coward. Never vote for a politician that has not been in the military.

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Thoughts For the Day - February

The following are quotes of the Red State Patriot unless otherwise indicated. If you wish to republish any or all of them, we ask only that you provide appropriate attribution - please.

February 1
(2006) If a conservative speaks in a forest, and there is no liberal around to hear him, is he still wrong?
(2007) When liberals try to fail in matters of national security, and succeed, which have they done?

February 2
(2006) Any time you sincerely want to make a change, the first thing you must do is to raise your standards – not lower them.
(2007) A citizen without a liberal Senator is like a neck without an albatross.

February 3
(2006) Do not squander the precious little time given to you by God or the freedom preserved for you by every soldier’s mortal existence.
(2007) Liberal: "But you're supposed to love and respect me no matter what."
Conservative: "You must have me confused with Jesus."

February 4
(2006) Do you wonder if it isn’t just liberal cowardice, instead of generosity, that makes the United States give most of its Foreign Aid?
(2007) Is it not our duty to protect the rest of America from predators, sexual or political?

February 5
(2006) Most liberal men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking already have boyfriends.
(2007) A liberal will tell you, “It doesn't matter whether America wins or looses.”
A conservative will tell you, “Until you lose.”

February 6
(2006) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." Voltaire
(2007) If you help a “minority” in need, he/she will remember you the next time they are in need … and the next time … and the next time.

February 7
(2006) Partisan politics is blind ideology -- and it's not too bright, either.
(2007) Equal treatment of individuals does not mean equal treatment of behavior.

February 8
(2006) “Every immigrant that comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country.” President Theodore Roosevelt
(2007) Liberalism is a public spectacle that begins as a fraud, progresses into a farce and historically ends in a disaster.

February 9
(2006) You can keep puking long after you think you're finished (reading the New York Times).
(2007) "He who dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine

February 10
(2006) Which came first, the liar or the politician? The priest or the homosexual?
(2007) When a liberal gives his opinion, he's well informed. When a conservative gives a fact, he's an idiot.

February 11
(2006) Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff.
(2007) Why is a liberal’s vocabulary always as bad as, like, whatever?

February 12
(2006) Do the “Alphabet Song” and “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” have the same tune? Senator Teddy Kennedy (D-MA)
(2007) Harry Reid: This democratic socialism thing is a wreck. If things keep getting worse we'll all be begging in the streets! Nancy Pelosi: Yeah, from who?

February 13
(2006) Without education, liberalism cannot be cured. The Democratic Party knows that.
(2007) Aim low, reach your goal; avoid disappointments.

February 14
(2006) The content of your character is your choice.
(2007) Liberalism, boldly going nowhere.

February 15
(2006) Democrats are like martinis? Three's too many.
(2007) If all men were created equal, why are some people receiving welfare?

February 16
(2006) What is the best example of an oxymoron? A well-adjusted Democrat.
(2007) There are over two million illiterates in America by most estimates. Everyday a vast majority of them give out directions at gas stations or vote on legislation in Congress.

February 17
(2006) “Jealousy” is to want what others have. “Stupidity” is thinking you might one day get it without the help of Congress.
(2007) Truth is not bigotry.

February 18
(2006) When you blame others, you give up the power to change yourself – a fact lost on liberals and ignored by entitlement aficionados.
(2007) Patriots are unquestionably brave, often hated, typically scorned and scarce in adversity. When the cause succeeds however, timid liberals join their ranks, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot.

February 19
(2006) Day by day, what you do is who you become, regardless of race, education or economic advantage.
(2007) The phrase "working American" should be redundant.

February 20
(2006) Sincerity is everything. When you can fake that, you've got it made. Hillary Clinton
(2007) How long does a United States Congressman serve? Until he gets caught.

February 21
(2006) People are not persuaded by what you say, but rather by what they understand. Without an education, what chance is there?
(2007) Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, Congress can start from now and make a brand new ending. What are the chances?

February 22
(2006) Do you like to travel? Do you enjoy meeting new people? Do you want to free up your future, unencumbered by a job? All this can be yours if you vote for a guest worker program and amnesty for illegal aliens.
(2007) It’s not that Senator John McCain isn’t a responsible congressman. In fact, he’s been responsible for more legislative disasters than any one else in the Congress.

February 23
(2006) A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers ... neither of whom can putt very well, or between two liberal Congressmen … neither of whom has any integrity.
(2007) Criticism wouldn't be so hard for a liberal to take if it weren't so often right.

February 24
(2006) “Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.” Mark Twain
(2007) What did God say, after creating liberals? “Sorry, I can do better.”

February 25
(2006) “The struggle is always between the individual and his sacred right to express himself and... the power structure that seeks conformity, suppression and obedience.” Justice William O. Douglas
(2007) The funniest thing about liberals is that they have no sense of humor.

February 26
(2006) There are only two reasons liberals hang out in bars. Either they have no boyfriend or girlfriend to go home to, or they do.
(2007) A liberal who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

February 27
(2006) The only difference between a rut, a grave and a footnote in history is the depth of socialism.
(2007) Today, many will be confronted by difficult moral choices and they will choose to do what is right instead of what is beneficial. Why not Congress?

February 28
(2006) “I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.” Abraham Lincoln
(2007) Democracy in the United States of America is no longer “government by the people,” but rule by the "first citizen."

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Good Point

Hat tip: Nick Spez

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Thoughts For the Day - January

The following are quotes of the Red State Patriot unless otherwise indicated. If you wish to republish any or all of them, we ask only that you provide appropriate attribution - please.

January 1
(2006) Liberals are truly thankful for the fools. But for them liberalism could not succeed.
(2007) Did you ever sit back and think, "Wow, with two liberal Senators, things are going just as I always wanted them to?" I didn't think so - me either.

January 2
(2006) Words that soak into a citizen’s ears are whispered...not yelled.
(2007) The foundation of liberalism is persuading people to make up their minds while withholding facts from them.

January 3
(2006) Entitlements cost money.
(2007) A day without liberty is like night.

January 4
(2006) “But I support the troops!” Senator John Murtha, noted ethical overachiever.
(2007) "I don't really think there is such a thing as truth." Richard Stengel, Managing Editor, TIME Magazine: Oct. 4, 2006, Ethics in Journalism Conference.

January 5
(2006) Q: How do you get a liberal to argue with you? A: Say something...
(2007) Amateurs work until they get it right. Professionals work until they cannot get it wrong. Both care. Congressmen don’t care.

January 6
(2006) Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.
(2007) A word to the wise Senator isn't necessary. Lacking remedial instruction in the U.S. Constitution, it's the 99 stupid ones who need the advice.

January 7
(2006) You can't build a healthy society with anti-American ideology and rhetoric.
(2007) It is strange how much (or how little) you've got to know before you realize how little Congressmen know.

January 8
(2006) To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice.
(2007) One reason they call them "Relaxed Fit" jeans is that "Ass the Size of Texas" jeans would not sell very well. Same is true of “Immigration Reform.”

January 9
(2006) Most Democrats deserve each other.
(2007) According to a UCLA study, seven percent of people still believe in the Easter Bunny, the same ones who believe egalitarianism and hegemonism benefits humanity.

January 10
(2006) Like love, liberalism is blind -- and it's not too bright, either.
(2007) My Patriot Act is the Bill of Rights.

January 11
(2006) Liberals don't want to hear what you think. Liberals want to hear what they think, from a subservient voice.
(2007) Is there ever a day that Congressmen are not on sale?

January 12
(2006) Fact: Democrats cannot get Mad Cow Disease. It only attacks the brain.
(2007) A liberal in Congress is worth far less than two in the street.

January 13
(2006) For every Democrat with a spark of genius, there are thousands with ignition trouble.
(2007) Anybody who is any good is different from anybody else. Not to a Democrat.

January 14
(2006) Being liberal wouldn't be so bad if there was a reason for it.
(2007) “A nation without borders is not a nation.” Ronald Reagan

January 15
(2006) The Democratic Party view on taxes: Some Is Good. More Is Better. Too Much Is Just About Right
(2007) Ax me about Ebonics, the liberal triumph of public education.

January 16
(2006) If you don't have anything nice to say, welcome to the Democratic Party.
(2007) When one is always left, one is seldom right about anything.

January 17
(2006) What politicians dwell on is who we become as a nation.
(2007) Today, many will choose to live free of conditions and rules governing their own happiness. Why not you Mr. and Mrs. Liberal?

January 18
(2006) Nothing improves with age, not even socialism.
(2007) Women require only three things of a liberal man - handsome, rich and stupid. Most professors are neither handsome nor rich.

January 19
(2006) It is amazing how many Democrats think that the government's role is to give them what they want by overriding what the majority of Americans want.
(2007) Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the socialism test first and the lesson afterwards. No liberal has ever passed this test.

January 20
(2006) If not for liberals, someone might be living. If not for conservatives, more people would die.
(2007) Vocabulary Lesson – Racist (adj.): Liberal word used to describe any person who wants criminal laws to be enforced.

January 21
(2006) The decision to emerge from high school uneducated is stupid.
(2007) Hello? Is anybody listening out there? If you want to end most illegal immigration, end the arms-wide-open welfare state.

January 22
(2006) If you think the country has turned its back on conservatives, take a closer look; most likely you’re not electing conservatives.
(2007) Liberals and Conservatives argue over their religious differences. Liberals think government should replace God. Conservatives don’t.

January 23
(2006) Al Qaeda terrorists have a right to privacy. Vote for the Democratic Party.
(2007) “It's not Left v. Right, it's the State v. you.” Counterintuitive Man

January 24
(2006) Liberty means personal responsibility. That is why most liberals dread it.
(2007) What part of ILLEGAL don´t you aliens understand?

January 25
(2006) What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive liberal? A rumor!
(2007) Ability and integrity will never catch up with the demand for it in Congress.

January 26
(2006) Why do little children whine? They’re practicing to be liberals.
(2007) I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it. Nancy Pelosi

January 27
(2006) Liberals are unique, but not very special.
(2007) They call it Liberalism because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

January 28
(2006) Why do you never hear ‘Congressman’ jokes? I guess they’re not funny.
(2007) 77 per cent of mentally ill people live in poverty. 23 percent are apparently doing quite well for themselves as Congressmen.

January 29
(2006) They say it is better to give than to receive. Democrats say it depends on the gift.
(2007) Liberty is the right and individual responsibility to satisfy your own needs.

January 30
(2006) Integrity has no calories or remorse for having been caught.
(2007) Every new law or ordinance creates a new class of criminals.

January 31
(2006) Liberals are taught to never say "Excuse Me." It indicates they've done something wrong, which can't possibly be true.
(2007) Government is by definition the negation of liberty.

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